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Thursday, January 28, 2010

OK GUYS I WONT BE POSTING ON THE GENEVEIVE HUMPING BOOK OF RECORDS ANYMORE HAHA. QUIT LIAO. SO IF U WAN C ANYTHING RELATED TO IT ASK TRISTON, NOT ME.

3:30 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

WELCOME BACK TO THE HIT TV SERIES... GENEVIEVE'S BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! TODAY WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT TRISTON'S COMPANY AND MY COMPANY ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTNERSHIP FOR THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! TMR WE WILL SIGN A CONTRACT!! ^^ LOL OK TODAY'S SHOW WE HAVE 5 MORE NEW RECORDS TO BE PUT INTO THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! LETS START OFF WITH NUMBER 5!!!!!!!!!

5. THE NOTICEBOARD.

4. DOOR.

3. SHOEBAG

2. COIN

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... WHAT U ALL ANTCIPATED FOR.... NUMBER 1!!!

1. WESLEY!!

CONGRATULATIONS WESLEY U ARE ONE OF THE NEW RECORDS FOR THE BOOK!! LET US CELEBRATE WITH THE BILLY MAYS COMMERCIAL!!

ARE YOU TIRED OF ALWAYS FINDING HAPPINESS? ALWAYS NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH AFTER SOMETHING SAD HAPPENED?

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WELCOME BACK TO THE GENEVIEVE'S BOOK OF RECORDS!! NOW WE WILL HAVE A QUICK RECAP OF THE 21 THINGS IN THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! LETS START OFF WITH NUMBER 21!

21: Wesley

20: Coin

19: Shoebag

18: Door

17: Notice Board

16: Lantern

15: Mom

14: Bag

13: Chair

12: Erika's hand

11: Stinky socks :P

10: Elderly

9: Stapler Bullet

8: Hand Dryer

7: Bull (LOLS)

6: Corn

5: Ferrari

4: Motorcycle

3: Mr Fong

2: White Board

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.... NUMBER 1!!!

1: TABLE!!

Tune in next time for more Genevieve's book of humping records!! Also check out our awesome sponsor, Triston! http://teh-gunner.blogspot.com/

12:02 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Welcome back to the new tv hit series... GENEVIEVE'S BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!!! TODAY 6 NEW ITEMS HAVE BEEN ADDED INTO THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!!! LETS START WITH NUMBER 6!!!

6: Lantern

5: Mom

4: Bag

3: Chair

2:Erika's hand

AND FINALLY NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!

1: SOCKS!!!

OMG THATS GONNA BE HORRIBLE HUMPING SOCKS.... STINKS!! WOOOAAAHHH

TUNE IN NEXT TIME IN THE NEW GENEVIEVE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!!!

11:31 PM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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Friday, January 22, 2010

COMMERCIAL TIME!!!

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THIS IS AN INTERVIEW OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO USE THE "GENEVIEVE'S HUMP-O-MATIC"!!!

GENEVEIVE: IT IS SO GOOD I CAN HUMP IT ANYTIME ANYWHERE! EVEN IN SCHOOL I CAN HUMP WHILE DOING MY HOMEWORK!

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NOW BACK TO THE SHOW OF BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR'S LIFE STORY.

1:04 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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Thursday, January 21, 2010

HEY GUYS ITS TIME FOR..... GENEVEIVE'S AFFAIRS!!! WE ARE NOW HERE IN THE STUDIOS TO TELL U THE TOP 10 THINGS THAT GENEVEIVE LOVES TO HUMP!!! DRUM ROLLS PLS>>>>>>>>>>> OK U ALL ANTICIPATED IT, ITS WAT U GUYS ALWAYS WANTED, ITS.... THE TOP 10 GENEVEIVE HUMPS FOR THE WEEK!!! LETS START WITH NUMBA 10!!!

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Number 10: Elderly

Number 9: Corn.

Number 8: Bag

Number 7: Hand Dryer

Number 6: Bull (not cow)

Number 5: Ferrari

Number 4: Motorcycle

Number 3: Stapler bullet (BIG ones :P)

Number 2: White Board

AND NOW FOR NUMBER 1!!!!!!!!!!! YYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.... drum rolls...........

NUMBER 1: TABLE!!!!!!!

Congratulations table!! ur genevieve's number one humping tool of the week!!! stay tuned next time for the next.... GENEVEIVE'S HUMPS OF THE WEEK!!!

Hope Wei Xuan get well soon and her eye to heal up quickly! Also wish Jing Wen's leg heal up soon and good luck to their MV projects too!!! ^^

10:33 PM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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HI GUYS!! BACK TO BLOGGING. as u all noe im pretty busy. i noe u all miss me ^^ ok here to post a joke. here goes.... TV on.

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New at 9. A genevieve was caught in the act of humping a table on the 19th of january 2010.
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Welcome back to Royden's Storytelling for dummies!!! today's story is abt the white monkey!!!

alex is an average school kid like us. one day he was reading a newspaper when something caught his eye. the advertisement says " See the famous white monkey in Africa NOW!!"
Being a monkey enthusiast, even the smallest monkey will make him excited and get a boner.
he quickly packed his bags, took his passport and went out to hail a cab to the airport. his neighbour saw him with a bulky bag and asked," where are u going??" alex replied " Im going to c the white monkey!!" the neighbour said," wise choice my friend!! the monkey is nice to see, good to touch, but i must warn u, NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" alex than got into the cab and went to the airport. upon reaching the airport, alex went to buy the tickets and went to the departure hall. the guard at the gates saw him and asked," may i ask where u are going?" alex replied excitedly," Im going to see the white monkey!!" the guard said," Wise choice my friend! the monkey is good to see, nice to touch, but NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!" alex than boarded the plane to Africa. after reaching Africa's airport, alex took a cab to the jetty. the driver asked him," i see your not local. wat are u doing here in our country?" alex replied," im going to see the white monkey!!" the driver said," Wise choice my son! it is nice to touch, good to see, but i must warn u. NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" after a few minutes the cab reached the jetty. he took a boat to the island where the white monkey lives in. the captain of the boat asked him," i see your not local. Have u come to see the white monkey?" alex replied," YES!!" the captain replied," Wise choice kid! the white monkey is good to touch, nice to see! but i must warn u pal, NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" the boat than reached the island. Alex walked on the stone path to the habitat of the white monkey. after walking a few kilometres, he saw a sign saying," White monkey straight ahead! 100 km." alex than continued down the path. after walking 50km, alex saw another sign saying," white monkey staright ahead! 50 km. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH!!" by now alex was confused. Why cant he touch the monkey? the locals and his neighbour and the guard told him that it was nice to touch, but also warned him not to touch it. Alex than continued down the path. after awhile, alex reached the white monkey's habitat. he was amazed. infront of him stood a tall tree. on one of its branches, was the White Monkey!! the rays of the light shone on the monkey, making its fur glitter. alex was tempted into touching the monkey, but he rememebered the warnings of the locals, his neighbour and the guard. But he couldn't tahan anymore! he placed his hand onto the fur. The body was so soft, the hair so silky! Alex enjoyed touching it.(Don't think the other way round. If ur a girl pervert, u can replace it with wat ur thinking. if ur gay, u must be very happy. don't jerk please*awesome sick face*) Suddenly, the monkey turned and stared at him with bloodshot eyes! Alex began to know the true meaning of FEAR. being the friendly neghbourhood monkey buster, he knew wat to do. GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!! he ran as fast as he could to the jetty. Behind him, the monkey jumped off the tree, landing like a jaguar ( not the car) ready to chase its prey. alex reached the jetty first and shouted to the captain," start the boat!! QUICK!!!" the captain was puzzled and asked slowly," why the hurry man? have u seen the monkey?" alex screamed like a monkey," YES!! I DID!! AND I TOUCHED IT!!!" the captain was shocked. he replied," QUICK!! INTO THE BOAT MOBILE!!" the boat sped off to the main land. behind them the white monkey stood on the shore. it jumped into the sea and swam after the boat. the boat reached the mainland first. alex quickly jumped into a cab and the cab sped off to the airport. The monkey reached the shore of mainland and saw alex get into the cab. The monkey was very clever. It hailed a cab and pointed at Alex's cab with its monkey fingers, saying," Chase..." the cabs were like rockets. in moments alex reached the airport. he ran to the plane and boarded it. the monkey followed him into the plane. the plane took off. the plane was silent... Silent Plane.... Alex hid in his bag under the seat. outside the window, a paw banged onto the window and scratched on the glass.... a head popped out. IT WAS THE WHITE MONKEY!! the plane landed at the airport. alex hailed a cab to bring him home. the monkey saw him jump into the cab and again, got into a cab and told the driver," Chase that cab or I'll dig your eyeballs out with my monkey hands!!" After a few moments, alex reached home. he quickly ran into the house and hid in the drawer. the white monkey followed him into the house. it sniffed.... it knew where he was... HE WAS MOJOJOJO!! Just kidding.... it slowly walked to the drawer with its monkey legs. alex was shaking. the drawer was shaking because he was shaking. the monkey opened the drawer.... bloodshot eyes..... IT STARED AT ALEX..... ALEX SCREAMED LIKE A MONKEY..... "I'M SORRY I TOUCHED UR HAIR!!! ERM I MEAN FUR!!!"..... the monkey shrieked," WHY DID U TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!..........................................................................................
i touch u back!" it touched Alex and sped off. suddenly outside his house there was a loud crash. the monkey was rammed by a car. it became monkey pancake. the next day alex got a lot of fines for killing the White Monkey. A total of €1000000000000.00. He than died of a heart attack a few hours later...........

R.I.P Pancake Monkey and Alex. May they chase each other in the afterlife....

The End

1:52 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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Saturday, January 2, 2010

So I herd u liek Posts??? Ok your served. so on the 31st of december as u all know, of course new years eve, someone jumped off a building right at chao hong's block!! What on earth is she thinking???!!! maybe she needs a fresh start for the new year? LOL Ok i cut my hair i look funny yeah yeah than i listened to the 98.7 fm till 12 pm 0.0 W00t!!! call of duty mordern warfare and assasin's creed 2 is the 2 game of the year!!! ok yeah yeah so excited that there will be a new kid coming to our class! Hope everyone will give a warm welcome ^^ Heard her name is Erika? i think so. anws welcome to the r6 family!!! ok seen an awesome video about team fortress 2!! Meet the scout!!! so hilarious lol that is if u play the game b4 haha triston will luv it!!! ok anws hope everyone hav a wonderful new year and hope all of ur new year resolutions will be granted!! and hope that the new kid will be happy to be in our class :D

5:08 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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