Friday, July 31, 2009
this is the mixture of the real version and the fake version from xie yu blog. prepare to laugh ur head off!!! MWAHAHAHHA!!!! freaking funny maybe u go the url watch my blog dunno siao cant play this is url
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4kpDj5Vtc happy laughing!!
6:27 PM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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YES!!!!!!!!! so far more and more ppl has joined the club!!! and for that ill pick 5 random ppl and get them each a cup of air!!!
isnt that wonderful? things that are free and around us. they dun come along easily. all i hav to say is that mr fong no life!!! oor should i say mrs fong?? ok so let me tell out who has joined the club.
1. Claudia
2. Me(main sponsors)
3. Xie Yu(main sponsors)
4. Jia yu
5. Josiah
6. Bryan
7. Jing Wen
8. Alya
9. Ashikin
10. Janice
12. Xin Wei
13. Wei Xuan
14. Malcolm
15. Nokia
16. Tiger Bear
17. Samsung
18. Panasonic
19. Terry
20. Wesley
21. Eronica
So far more than half the class has joined the club lets giv a round of applause to the wonderful organizers Royden and Xie Yu!!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *claps claps claps claps claps claps*** ok thats enuff of course i cant let him get the credit. Ok now for my brother and sister list upgrade..... NOW JIA WEN AND JING WEN IN MY SISTER LIST!!!!!!!!! WOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! they like sisters cos i mistake their names a lot. no offence :D. wah today ncc tekan us until my leg skin tear off. anws thats all peace out homies!! wow thats random...........
5:50 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Ok posting this post accomodating to xie yu post of funny things that happened today. ok here goes the story. English teacher will be proud of my play :D pls turn back as it is rated SR13(students rated 13)
Characters:
Mrs Fong
Me
Xie Yu
Everyone
Chairs
Tables
Bag
Pencil box
Act 1 scene 1
It was a wonderful morning. All ruined by my stomachache. jialat need rush toilet. wait got medicine almost forgot. im not taking
drugs nor promoting drugs god!! Ah feel better. Ok back to home work. Than xie yu suddenly damn early come in. wah solid sia like he always come early liao. den do hw than after that go sleep but too noisy cos of come bastard or bitches shouting their ass out. wait their ass on chair, that means the ass shoot out than chair got hole? ai ya dun care than walk around. search my bag if got bring my earphone. JIA LAT NVR BRING %^&# now how listen music? nvm talk to table. table how are you? im fine. i hope this can practice my oral and eye contact. hmm not working leh. ah draw two eye balls and one mouth. than oral start. but dun hav the vibe. ai ya than wait mrs fong liao. 10mins later. hmm maybe still early? 20mins later. like this still early? 30mins later. WAKAO TH KAO BEI FONG COMING BOH? HE BODOH OR WAT? TELL PPL DUN LATE HIMSELF FREAKING LATE!!! KNN LARH!!! WAT FREAKING TIME IS IT NOW!!!!!! than i felt a tap on the shoulder. i turn out. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!! GODZILLA!!!!!!!! Cadbury??? wat the hell?? ai ya only bryan and jia yu larh
they say wan us say late when mr fong come in. ok larh than promise lorh. 5 mins later he finally step in. alamak so late. we all shout late!!!!!! than he like wan bitch slap us or what. but than he say, " i dun light lake cummers. So u all badder dun cum lake. or else i tell other teacher and princapal. den sitution veli bad." need translation? press this button ---->(translate to simplified english) "i dont like late commers(saying himself? siao) So u all better dont come late(yarh lorh mr fong ur short term memory really getting worse leh)Or else teacher and principal.(u confessing that you are late to them?) than situation very bad.(yarh lorh ur short term memory really getting worse leh. i reccommend u go tan tock seng larh. dun push urself until heart attack) end of translation. bzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... returning to storyline.......... we all are laughing like shyt at the back cos he damn freaking funny. at least he made our morning wif a freaking laff. tune in next time for the second scene tmr. same time same channel. its xie yu and royden's anti fong life!!!!
7:12 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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wah today full body injury. cant run well cant walk well so if i slow pls be understandable can?
ok so today is wonderful. the ipw the website making is going well. now at home. here to update more abt the anti blog.
so i need all of ur surrport!!!!!! if go xie yu blog pls say surport both of us and same goes at my blog!!
if it goes extremely well i might treat all surporters bb tea in schl!!!! ok????? ill be going around blogs to advertise
so dont worry if u dont noe. im changing blog skin soon too and url so remember to relink me pls :D now lets shout!
Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!
Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!
Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!! lets do that again!!!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!
Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!Change Fong!!!
So continue shouting and lucky 5 surporters will get a free slurpee!!!! 5 a week that is.... i not filthy rich comeon. so start
shouting!!!!! and dun tell janice and hilda or we die. and new bonus i might edit songs into anti fong songs so go go shout it out
on wat type of songs u all want me to edit!!!!!!! GO DADDY GO!!!!!! now thats random. anws keep on shouting anything u want on the chat
box its for use for all of u!!!!!!! i love u all!!!!!! go go go!!!!!!! (credit to mocca for advetising. for more details go to mocca.com.sg or call 6333 9888. dont wait!!!)
2:42 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOING TO GET GOLD FOR NAPFA!!!AND FOR THE SO AWESOME ROYDEN WE SHALL SAY THE RESULTS OUTLOUD!!! SHUTTLERUN(A)10.1
STANDING BROAD JUMP: (A) 210CM SIT UPS: (B) 38 SIT N REACH: (B) 38CM INCLINED PULL UP:(B)21!!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!! NOW LAST IS 2.4 HAVENT START YET. WAIT WHY ARE THIS IN CAPS??? WATS WRONG WIF MY BLOODY COMPUTER!!!!! YEARGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*TAKES HAMMER AND BASH*
ah done now lets get started wif the latest events. firstly this week no science supp!!!!!!!! hurray!!!!!!! but one bloody thing happened. napfa 5 stations finish rite? leg pain rite? damn pain. than i was walking past bryan the group, than one bloody hell thing landed on my leg!!!!!!
and the person is wei xuan!!!!!!!! lets giv her a round of applause!!!!!! *claps claps claps claps* now she will owe me medical fee but becos im such a kind person. i would double the fees!!!!!!!!! jk larh no need pay.
than ncc do 100 pumping and circuit and run around school 2.4 and play basket balL!!!!!!!!!
ok than i remember got do edible incredible cell. i call it inedible credible cell!!!!!! rearrange :D
do liao also cannot eat.
later eat liao explosive diarrhoea than how? like today the anti drug assembly say less input, more output!!!!!! wat nonsense is it when we waste food on something cant eat???!!!!
rather giv all the ingr3dients to Josiah larh than he no need eat lunch and dinner sia. KNN the science cher. Now freaking hell pissed off wif mr fong. so i decided to team up wif xie yu and let u all use this blog to shout out ur thoughts of mrs fong!!!!!! vulgarities or not its all yours to shout!!!!!!!!!
now lets protest together!! CHANGE OUR CHER!!!!! HE IS SO GUAI LAN!!!!!! CHANGE OUR CHER!!!!! OR WE WILL COMPLAIN!!!!!!!! wait huh caplocks? work liao? walao than waste my time bash computer. anws shout it out and i will pick the 5 lucky pupils that will stand a chance to win NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!
so keep the shouts running in the we can make a difference!!!!!!
guai lan teacher guai lan teacher guai lan teacher.
guai lan, guai lan, very guai lan, jin guai lan, damn guai lan, si bei guai lan!!!!!!!!
5:42 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Hi boys n gurls today ill be posting something special xie yu the jokes and NOTHING!!!
有一天小明哭着对妈妈说：“妈妈我的小乌龟死了。”妈妈说：“明明不要哭，妈妈带你去买你最喜欢吃的冰淇凌，再带你去买你最喜欢的玩具狗，再给小乌龟举行一个小小的葬礼。”小明转悲为喜的说：“谢谢妈妈。”在这时妈妈看见小乌龟动了一下说：“明明你的小乌龟没死啊！”小明一下哭了说：“妈妈我可以把它杀了吗？”
狗哭丧着脸说:“考古学家在我主人的花园里发现了大量的骨头!”猫说:“那是新发现啊!你怎么这么悲伤啊?”狗大声哭道:“那是我的私房钱啊……”
酷暑,卖瓜小商贩吆喝:"快来吃西瓜,不甜不要钱!''饥渴的路人:"哇,太好了,老板,来个不甜的!''
一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫.
魔王 :「你尽管叫破喉咙吧...没有人会来救你的....」
公主 :「破喉咙..破喉咙..」 没有人:「公主..我来救你了...」 !!!
魔王 :「说曹操曹操就到...」
曹操 :「魔王..你叫我干嘛..」
魔王 :「哇勒..看到鬼」
鬼 :「靠!被发现了..」
靠 :「阿鬼,你看的到我喔...」
魔王 :「Oh,My God!」
上帝 :「谁叫我?」
谁 :「没有人叫你阿...」
没有人:「我哪有?装蒜啊!」
蒜 :「谁在装我?」
谁 :「又说我?你们找麻烦啊?」
麻烦 :「哪一个找我?」
哪一个:「找你?我才没有...咦,这儿有好多人.」
好多人:「我才刚到耶……你是谁?」
哪一个:「我才不是谁.」
谁 :「他才不是我.」
公主 :「大家都是来救我的吗?」
大家都:「我不是来救你的,是来看热闹的.」
热闹 :「我有什麽好看的?」
上帝 :「不关我的事,先走了.」
魔王 :「你回答一个问题再走,为什麽这麽多人救公主?我这个魔 王怎麽演下去?」
下去 :「你好好的魔王不干,演我做什麽?」
公主 :「魔王若是没有人演,我就可以走了.」
没有人:「若是我演魔王,怎麽会让你走...」
怎麽会:「我才不让公主走,我要看热闹.」
热闹 :「看我干什麽?」
什麽 :「你居然要『干』我?流氓!」
你居然 :「我哪有?」
我 :「关我什麽事ㄚ?」
魔王 :「靠!我要疯了.......」
靠:「喊我干什麽!...」
疯了 :「你要我干啥?」
你要我 :「我什麽都不知道ㄚ!」
我什麽都不 :「我哪知啊!」
我哪知 :「我在这裏ㄚ!有人在叫我吗?」
有人:「我没有叫你啊!」
我没有:「谁叫他了啊?」
谁:「冤枉啊...我没有...」
我没有:「我可没冤枉你啊...」
你:「谅你也不敢.」
谅你:「谁说我不敢!?」
谁:「拜托啊...我什麽都没说啦」
我什麽都没:「你要我说什麽?」
我什麽都不:「...你...你不就是我那失散多年的兄弟吗?」
我那失散多年的兄弟:「拷...我名字取这麽长...也会被叫到 啊...」
谁:「...我要赶快离开这个是非之地」
是非:「原来这裏是我的地盘啊...」
我什麽都不&没:「你们别吵我们在讲话啦...」
你们别吵我们:「我没有在讲话啊...」
我没有:「我才没有讲话咧!...」
我什麽都不:「-_-\\\"...走...我们到外面去聊...」
走:「人家不好意思啦...(扭捏)」
我什麽都没:「关你**事啊...闪啦...」
(两兄弟生气的走出去)
关你**事:「呜...为什麽赶我走...」
为什麽:「我没有要赶你走啦...乖...不要哭」
我没有:「喔...又关我啥事了」
关我啥事:「啥?有人叫我吗?」
有人:「谁要叫你啊...」
谁:「我真的要走了...T.T」
走:「人家真的不好意思啦...*V.V*」
(\\\"谁
\\\"不支倒地)
关你**事:「...你不是我表妹吗?」
关我啥事:「...表哥...好久不见啦...」
好久:「我不是在这裏嘛...」
魔王:「你们有完没完?」
完没完:「他才没有我」
你们:「我才没有他」
我才:「谁说的?」
谁:「叫我干吗?」
吗:「你居然要干我?」
你:「我才不会干他」
我才:「谁说我不会?」
谁:「冤枉!我没说……」
说:「叫我干吗?」
吗:「你们俩真不要脸!」
你们俩:「我要!我要!」
脸:「谁要我?」
谁:「我不要啊」
魔王:「快一点,再说我可要撵人啦」
人啦:「赶撵我?找K」
K:「谁找我?」
谁:「aaaaaaa!别提我的名字,再提我也K他!」
他:「别K我」
我:「谁要K我?」
谁:「终於让我逮找一个啦,杀呀…………」
一个啦:「别逮我」
我:「我也受够啦,谁再提我的名字,我决不放过你!」
谁:「看我的降龙十八掌!」
我:「看我的九阴白骨爪!」
降龙十八掌:「我有什麽好看的?」
九阴白骨爪:「我有啥好看的?」
什麽好看的:「兄弟,我终於找著你啦!」
啥好看的:「哥,咱出去聊.」
Next up we hav nothing!!!! NOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHINGNOTHING
Bye noobs
6:20 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
YAY my b dae coming in two days!!! wat will i be getting? triston going buy me a cash!!! woohooo than can buy weapons yayayayayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayyay hyper sia wonder wat i getting
4:01 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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