The Christmas Song/-

WELCOME BACK TO THE HIT TV SERIES... GENEVIEVE'S BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! TODAY WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT TRISTON'S COMPANY AND MY COMPANY ARE GOING TO HAVE A PARTNERSHIP FOR THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! TMR WE WILL SIGN A CONTRACT!! ^^ LOL OK TODAY'S SHOW WE HAVE 5 MORE NEW RECORDS TO BE PUT INTO THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! LETS START OFF WITH NUMBER 5!!!!!!!!!

5. THE NOTICEBOARD.

4. DOOR.

3. SHOEBAG

2. COIN

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST... WHAT U ALL ANTCIPATED FOR.... NUMBER 1!!!

1. WESLEY!!

CONGRATULATIONS WESLEY U ARE ONE OF THE NEW RECORDS FOR THE BOOK!! LET US CELEBRATE WITH THE BILLY MAYS COMMERCIAL!!

ARE YOU TIRED OF ALWAYS FINDING HAPPINESS? ALWAYS NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH AFTER SOMETHING SAD HAPPENED?

TO BE OR NOT TO BE HAPPY? THAT IS THE QUESTION, THIS IS THE ANSWER!! HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PRODUCT I HAVE EVER PITCHED! HAPPINESS!! NOW YOU CAN CHEER YOURSELF UP WITH HAPPINESS ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYHOW!!! YOU CAN EVEN USE IT ON SOMEONE WHO'S SAD!! ITS UNIQUE FORMULA IS ITS BUNCH OF JOKES FROM EVERYONE ALL OVER THE WORLD AND HAPPINESS FROM OVER 9000 PEOPLE!! IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE EASIER NOW AS IT TAKES THE SADNESS OUT OF HAPPINESS!! IT CHANGES LIFELESS PEOPLE INTO LIVELY PEOPLE!! NOW THATS HAPPYTASTIC!! ORDER RIGHT NOW!! BUT WAIT I'M STILL NOT DONE YET! CALL IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER, GIVING YOU 15 HAPPINESS AT THE PRICE OF ONE AT $19.90!! SO START YOUR DAY RIGHT , ACT TODAY!!

WELCOME BACK TO THE GENEVIEVE'S BOOK OF RECORDS!! NOW WE WILL HAVE A QUICK RECAP OF THE 21 THINGS IN THE BOOK OF HUMPING RECORDS!! LETS START OFF WITH NUMBER 21!

21: Wesley

20: Coin

19: Shoebag

18: Door

17: Notice Board

16: Lantern

15: Mom

14: Bag

13: Chair

12: Erika's hand

11: Stinky socks :P

10: Elderly

9: Stapler Bullet

8: Hand Dryer

7: Bull (LOLS)

6: Corn

5: Ferrari

4: Motorcycle

3: Mr Fong

2: White Board

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.... NUMBER 1!!!

1: TABLE!!

Tune in next time for more Genevieve's book of humping records!! Also check out our awesome sponsor, Triston! http://teh-gunner.blogspot.com/

12:02 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3

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