Thursday, January 21, 2010
HI GUYS!! BACK TO BLOGGING. as u all noe im pretty busy. i noe u all miss me ^^ ok here to post a joke. here goes.... TV on.
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New at 9. A genevieve was caught in the act of humping a table on the 19th of january 2010.
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Welcome back to Royden's Storytelling for dummies!!! today's story is abt the white monkey!!!
alex is an average school kid like us. one day he was reading a newspaper when something caught his eye. the advertisement says " See the famous white monkey in Africa NOW!!"
Being a monkey enthusiast, even the smallest monkey will make him excited and get a boner.
he quickly packed his bags, took his passport and went out to hail a cab to the airport. his neighbour saw him with a bulky bag and asked," where are u going??" alex replied " Im going to c the white monkey!!" the neighbour said," wise choice my friend!! the monkey is nice to see, good to touch, but i must warn u, NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" alex than got into the cab and went to the airport. upon reaching the airport, alex went to buy the tickets and went to the departure hall. the guard at the gates saw him and asked," may i ask where u are going?" alex replied excitedly," Im going to see the white monkey!!" the guard said," Wise choice my friend! the monkey is good to see, nice to touch, but NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!" alex than boarded the plane to Africa. after reaching Africa's airport, alex took a cab to the jetty. the driver asked him," i see your not local. wat are u doing here in our country?" alex replied," im going to see the white monkey!!" the driver said," Wise choice my son! it is nice to touch, good to see, but i must warn u. NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" after a few minutes the cab reached the jetty. he took a boat to the island where the white monkey lives in. the captain of the boat asked him," i see your not local. Have u come to see the white monkey?" alex replied," YES!!" the captain replied," Wise choice kid! the white monkey is good to touch, nice to see! but i must warn u pal, NEVER TOUCH THE WHITE MONKEY!!" the boat than reached the island. Alex walked on the stone path to the habitat of the white monkey. after walking a few kilometres, he saw a sign saying," White monkey straight ahead! 100 km." alex than continued down the path. after walking 50km, alex saw another sign saying," white monkey staright ahead! 50 km. WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH!!" by now alex was confused. Why cant he touch the monkey? the locals and his neighbour and the guard told him that it was nice to touch, but also warned him not to touch it. Alex than continued down the path. after awhile, alex reached the white monkey's habitat. he was amazed. infront of him stood a tall tree. on one of its branches, was the White Monkey!! the rays of the light shone on the monkey, making its fur glitter. alex was tempted into touching the monkey, but he rememebered the warnings of the locals, his neighbour and the guard. But he couldn't
tahan anymore! he placed his hand onto the fur. The body was so soft, the hair so silky! Alex enjoyed touching it.(Don't think the other way round. If ur a girl pervert, u can replace it with wat ur thinking. if ur gay, u must be very happy. don't jerk please*awesome sick face*) Suddenly, the monkey turned and stared at him with bloodshot eyes! Alex began to know the true meaning of FEAR. being the friendly neghbourhood monkey buster, he knew wat to do. GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!! he ran as fast as he could to the jetty. Behind him, the monkey jumped off the tree, landing like a jaguar ( not the car) ready to chase its prey. alex reached the jetty first and shouted to the captain," start the boat!! QUICK!!!" the captain was puzzled and asked slowly," why the hurry man? have u seen the monkey?" alex screamed like a monkey," YES!! I DID!! AND I TOUCHED IT!!!" the captain was shocked. he replied," QUICK!! INTO THE BOAT MOBILE!!" the boat sped off to the main land. behind them the white monkey stood on the shore. it jumped into the sea and swam after the boat. the boat reached the mainland first. alex quickly jumped into a cab and the cab sped off to the airport. The monkey reached the shore of mainland and saw alex get into the cab. The monkey was very clever. It hailed a cab and pointed at Alex's cab with its monkey fingers, saying," Chase..." the cabs were like rockets. in moments alex reached the airport. he ran to the plane and boarded it. the monkey followed him into the plane. the plane took off. the plane was silent... Silent Plane.... Alex hid in his bag under the seat. outside the window, a paw banged onto the window and scratched on the glass.... a head popped out. IT WAS THE WHITE MONKEY!! the plane landed at the airport. alex hailed a cab to bring him home. the monkey saw him jump into the cab and again, got into a cab and told the driver," Chase that cab or I'll dig your eyeballs out with my monkey hands!!" After a few moments, alex reached home. he quickly ran into the house and hid in the drawer. the white monkey followed him into the house. it sniffed.... it knew where he was... HE WAS MOJOJOJO!! Just kidding.... it slowly walked to the drawer with its monkey legs. alex was shaking. the drawer was shaking because he was shaking. the monkey opened the drawer.... bloodshot eyes..... IT STARED AT ALEX..... ALEX SCREAMED LIKE A MONKEY..... "I'M SORRY I TOUCHED UR HAIR!!! ERM I MEAN FUR!!!"..... the monkey shrieked," WHY DID U TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!..........................................................................................
i touch u back!" it touched Alex and sped off. suddenly outside his house there was a loud crash. the monkey was rammed by a car. it became monkey pancake. the next day alex got a lot of fines for killing the White Monkey. A total of €1000000000000.00. He than died of a heart attack a few hours later...........
R.I.P Pancake Monkey and Alex. May they chase each other in the afterlife....
The End
1:52 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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