Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Ok posting this post accomodating to xie yu post of funny things that happened today. ok here goes the story. English teacher will be proud of my play :D pls turn back as it is rated SR13(students rated 13)
Characters:
Mrs Fong
Me
Xie Yu
Everyone
Chairs
Tables
Bag
Pencil box
Act 1 scene 1
It was a wonderful morning. All ruined by my stomachache. jialat need rush toilet. wait got medicine almost forgot. im not taking
drugs nor promoting drugs god!! Ah feel better. Ok back to home work. Than xie yu suddenly damn early come in. wah solid sia like he always come early liao. den do hw than after that go sleep but too noisy cos of come bastard or bitches shouting their ass out. wait their ass on chair, that means the ass shoot out than chair got hole? ai ya dun care than walk around. search my bag if got bring my earphone. JIA LAT NVR BRING %^&# now how listen music? nvm talk to table. table how are you? im fine. i hope this can practice my oral and eye contact. hmm not working leh. ah draw two eye balls and one mouth. than oral start. but dun hav the vibe. ai ya than wait mrs fong liao. 10mins later. hmm maybe still early? 20mins later. like this still early? 30mins later. WAKAO TH KAO BEI FONG COMING BOH? HE BODOH OR WAT? TELL PPL DUN LATE HIMSELF FREAKING LATE!!! KNN LARH!!! WAT FREAKING TIME IS IT NOW!!!!!! than i felt a tap on the shoulder. i turn out. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! MICKEY MOUSE!!!!!! GODZILLA!!!!!!!! Cadbury??? wat the hell?? ai ya only bryan and jia yu larh
they say wan us say late when mr fong come in. ok larh than promise lorh. 5 mins later he finally step in. alamak so late. we all shout late!!!!!! than he like wan bitch slap us or what. but than he say, " i dun light lake cummers. So u all badder dun cum lake. or else i tell other teacher and princapal. den sitution veli bad." need translation? press this button ---->(translate to simplified english) "i dont like late commers(saying himself? siao) So u all better dont come late(yarh lorh mr fong ur short term memory really getting worse leh)Or else teacher and principal.(u confessing that you are late to them?) than situation very bad.(yarh lorh ur short term memory really getting worse leh. i reccommend u go tan tock seng larh. dun push urself until heart attack) end of translation. bzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... returning to storyline.......... we all are laughing like shyt at the back cos he damn freaking funny. at least he made our morning wif a freaking laff. tune in next time for the second scene tmr. same time same channel. its xie yu and royden's anti fong life!!!!
7:12 AM I'll spend my Christmas with you <3
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